My fantasy football team is 0-11.
I have the option to either:
A) watch my kicker on monday night attempt to score 33 points to win me a game. For the unfootball-initiated, this is about as easy as it is for a poet to score 33 points. As in, impossible.
B) or watch Half Blood Prince and ignore the fact that this football season continues to little else beside kick me, repeatedly, in the dick.
What should i do here?
“When you’re right, you don’t need to compromise. Compromise is for people who are wrong.”
These are the people buying Palin’s book. There is no hope, America. Obama will kill our babies, enslave white people, and convert our once beautiful country to a Gay Islamic Empire. Only Sarah Palin can stop it. It’s just a fact.
i find shit like this soul-crushingly terrifying.
just some randoms pulled from a random page on his book. peep the forward.
killed in the open
at a nudist colony.
they all bare witness.
hanging off a cliff
armless man masturbating
both could use a hand
when an atheist
sneezes you should respond with
‘nothing nothing you’
mario runs fast
and eats a lot of mushrooms
but he never trips
plastic surgery.
since when is it ok to
be picking your nose?
I masturbate while
reading dictionaries so
I can come to terms
I watched irony
saw a car catch on fire
it was a blazer
received communion
at a wedding. not catholic,
just really hungry.
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favorite wall sconce evaaar.
Me and Tracy at a Lighting By Gregory cocktail party thang. It looks like im changing a lightbulb. Which is, ofcourse, funny as shit.
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The perks of being in the lighting industry.
fml.
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blame a cartoon. makes sense.
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the first thanksgiving. (with smallpox blankets)
thank you vp. xoxo