i havent travelled farther than my corner since thursday night.
January 2011
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From the desk of Headmaster Dillondore...
re: Holmbo, DFM, and El Silvero
Dear HogYork University,
The three above mentioned students are far superior to the rest of the human race in the subject areas included, but not limited to: poetry, disco balls, women with two legs and no cellulite, and penis.
Sincerely,
Headmaster Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dillondore
the coven is a twisted bitch twin tangled pussy cats their mouths are pin cushions their gumlines are rowboats swaying with blood from all that yap. in heat theyre spitting and hissing over the same fat black rat no war for the meat its about who gets to bat the skull around last.
things i found in my closet
your baby picture
this is no poem
the card you wrote to me after the worst panic attack. the hobbity hole
the chicken/cake birthday card
this is no poem
someone else being ungrateful.
someone else’s chapbook.
someone else’s postcard from the pacific.
this is no poem
the leg of your stuffed bunny.
it smells like you still.
this is no poem
i burned half of this.
the rest will go back in the closet
and stay there.
as a reminder of how bad ive been.
and how much worse i was to you
than anyone else after.
theyll be bricks in an honest house.
this is not a poem.
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this is me on the sidelines
quietly hoping you know the next time will be easier. and youll get it.
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“
Who knows how to make love stay?
Tell love you are going to the Junior’s Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay.
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.
Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.
” —tom robbins
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